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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Tastes like it's made of vegans.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <shudder>
     
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  3. pud

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    Vegan cum
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <shudder>
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Worse imho
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My knob cheese is tasty. @Tina.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Cows are raped for cheese .
     
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  8. pud

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    I buy mine at Aldi...
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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  10. GroveRanger

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    Named after the man who perfected the process of making cheese called Mr Coon. Aborigines say that although it is a name of an actual person and has been used in product branding for over a hundred years it conjures racist images and must therefore be banned and the cheese re-named.

    The writing is on the wall for any other potentially offensive brand names like Itchy Trigger gun holsters, Spear Chucker gloves and Strange Fruit rope supplies.
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Could murder some Black Magic chocolates.
    Not so keen on Terry's Chocolate Orange though due to sectarian bias.

    Kit Kat is clearly an anti catholic confectionery imho.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Flake
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    * flake news
     
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  14. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53676550
    Sorry because she wasn't black enough. Should have been someone blackity-black (Super Match Game) playing the role instead.

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    I wonder if all of those casting doubt on my racist penis with photographs of "beautiful" black women like Rihanna and Beyonce would be happy to try and achieve and maintain an erection long enough to attempt knocking one out over the image of Ms Simone.

    "My baby just cares for me" if it was Ray Charles then maybe.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The black chick in Ghostbusters is attractive.

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  16. pud

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    But she’s not attractive ... what a ****e argument

    attractive women are attractive , to me , no matter the skin colour ...

    Rita Ora is not black ... Eastern European
     
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  17. GroveRanger

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    It is exactly the argument. Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder, I don't find Ms Ora in the least bit attractive whether she is Albanian or has a dab of the tar brush about her. I have been accused of racism for not finding women of ethnicity attractive but as Mr Donuts has demonstrated in his recent post of the strategically coiffured lady of ethnicity I am expected to find utter munters attractive solely because they are black.

    I don't find 90 year old crones attractive but nobody minds, I don't find Down's syndrome burds attractive but nobody has a problem with it. But because dark doesn't do it for me I get pelters.

    What I can agree on is some black burds are more commercially attractive and these are the ones that get dangled before me on a regular basis. What nobody ever admits is they only find lighter skinned women with sharper Caucasian features good looking. A beast like June Sarpong never gets a look in. My conclusion is that everyone has a racist penis to one degree or another only I'm not afraid to say so.
     
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  18. pud

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    What a load of ****e ...

    its like saying grove would have a chug to Shannon Mathews maw as she’s white ..
     
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  19. pud

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    Anyway , you have a racist penis ... we get it
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    Pics?
     
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