Let's be honest, Julia Halfwit-Brewer would find some form of ammunition even if it was completely unedited On the subject of halfwits, Toby Young has created a dating app for Covid Truthers, inadvertently creating the UK's first working Track & Trace app
The Orange overlord has picked up a weird sense of entitlement for a spot on Mt Rushmore Just a reminder, two of the people on there were shot during their times in office...
Oh goody, looks like bonehead Twitter has made Dawn Butler their new Diane Abbott, which definitely can't be traced to Julia Halfwit-Brewer's earlier tweet Thanks a bunch, Jussie Smollett...
The coverage of the asylum seekers on the channel is getting more ridiculous by the minute. All the news channels chasing boats with commentary that is the opposite of the truth. Just for the record: Being in the channel in a dinghy is not illegal. Landing on the UK shore is not illegal. You are not required to seek asylum in the first safe country (although the Dublin Agreement allows us to return asylum seekers to the first EU country they arrived in....of course this will no longer apply post 31st Dec when we will have "taken back control"). International law requires you to give assistance to a vessel in distress....it doesn’t say anything about filming or trying to interview occupants of said vessel.
As a brief summation of why our country is ****ed beyond redemption, this goes a long way... Although on the plus side, nothing brings the country together quite like the most compelling argument against nominative determinism...
5 year old boy shot at point blank range by neighbour for riding his bike in his neighbour's yard. Wilson,North Carolina.
So a quick summary: the Tories are arguing with ice cream, while the Orange Overlord is arguing with showerheads
So have the 5000 people the Tories claim didn't actually die of Covid really miraculously come back to life? Or should we not ask difficult questions and instead focus all of our anger on a brand of ice cream? In other news, as the bastards have been on fine form this morning, how convenient that the Scottish exams SNAFU got splashed all over the front pages a few days ago - and then English exams are a similar disaster on a much bigger scale, but the SNP got made to look bad and that's all that matters
Clearly the boys fault. If he had been carrying a gun then the attacker would have backed off. That's the argument I think.
The Orange Overlord starts babbling some birther conspiracy bollocks about Kamala Harris, take a drink