British Politics

You'd have my full backing Si.

 

That's cos we have scenery that makes us the bestest place in the world to visit.

You lot don't have landslides because you are one big landfill.

 

We have more purple faced Glaswegian alcies offering to fight street furniture than you do

 

The worst chat up line I ever heard

 

FTFY

 

My old boss on a night out:
“Have you got any Scottish in you?”
“No”
“Do you want some?”

 

And?

 

And if Scotchland is so great, why is half your population down here, seemingly intent on trying to out drink the Irish?

 

Teachin you poofs how to bevvy

 

They're not very good at it tbh. They end up homeless, toothless and drinking Kestrel

 

Yes.

 

Kicked out by jealous Nigels ... toothless as that’s just us... kestrel , it’s the people’s choice

 

It’s like an exchange program ... for every jaikey weegie that ends up in London , we get some chinless wonder living in a converted 18th century barn in “lake Lomond”

 

Sounds like a fair exchange tbh.

We still need to even things up a bit though. For instance, we've got Andrew Neil; I think you should either take him back, or have Piers Morgan instead.

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/politics/5924030/coronavirus-scotland-independence-crisis/

Cult

couldn’t even set a process for the marking some exams ...

 

We will take Morgan but you have to take the entire population of Edinburgh ... that’s an equal amount of ****

 

If Scotland were independent they would have qualified for and most probably won a few World Cup by now .

 

Such poverty. Even his glasses are boarded up.

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We sent them ER already ffs, they've suffered enough