What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Light lunch, krapow Moo grob.

 

Roughly translated as plain rice with spew from urinal.

 

Not up to my usual standard. I don't work well with other people in the kitchen.

 

Not enough beans.

 

Oxfam started selling eggs?

 

I know, should have gone with the full tin.

That bread fried in the gammon fat was delicious.

 

The **** burst and was the last one.

I nearly cried when I saw the yolk draining away

 

****ing starving, McDonalds it is

 

Easy supper, left over chilli spud with butter & cheese and a dollop of bleached cats vomit.

 

Had a big mac meal.

Was ****

 

You must have desperate mate.

 

On the road so needs must

 

not a fan of raw bacon.

 

how much water did you add to that chilli to stretch it to cover that undercooked spud.

 

#NeverForget

 

Did you bake it using a hairdryer?

 

here he is, my stalker

 

Had to russle up summin quick.

 

ffs

Let it go bruv.