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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 16, 2020.

  1. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Slitty-eyed ****wits...!

    Racist??
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

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    Reading this thread brings me to the conclusion that everyone except me is a c*nt...:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  3. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Admit I am a ****. But everyone in the world is one. There are degrees of ****ness.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Can anyone clarify if I can go on the sauce next Friday with 5 mates?
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    That's my issue, is being a c*nt c*ntagious.
     
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  6. LiamO

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    I think the same<laugh>.. ****!!
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Taking Sunderland as an indicator, then I'll have to say aye it is.
     
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  8. LiamO

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    ****!
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

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    They'll be f*cked if the new covid rules regarding social distancing and only groups of 6 apply to same family sexual partners.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Is that a yes then? <laugh>
     
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  11. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I've got a black belt as well and on the inside it says genuine leather.

    <cheers>
     
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  12. Dr Van Helsing

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    Diesel
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nah, you are a **** as well Jim.
     
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

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    Charming...<laugh>
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Cheers for that. I'm not sure I read it the same as you though looking at that bit below? It doesn't seem to suggests I'm banned from sitting with them or talking to each other, I'm just advised its not a good idea.

    "Why can I go to the pub but not my relative's house?

    The guidance states that you are advised to only visit these venues with other members of your household, or support bubble.

    It says that you can visit hospitality venues because they have enhanced measures, such as risk assessments and NHS Test and Trace, which private homes don’t have."

    It looks like I can go to the pubs with my mates if I want, but I'm advised not to. You couldn't write this **** really but at least we have an answer.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And probably paid for by sickness benefits!
     
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  18. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    They are horrible cars. Cheap and nasty to drive. If you are buying Japanese then go Honda, Toyota, Mazda or for true luxury - Lexus.

    Mazda drivers can be dicks especially when its someone under 30 driving. Toyota and Lexus seem to be the most considerate.

    Funny thing - the rarer the car the tendency is for the drivers to be less of a dick. That's probably why BMW and Audi drivers top the charts. Dime a dozen mass produced fake exclusivity.
     
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  19. Dr Van Helsing

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    Had a Honda prelude midnight blue.. Was a tremendous car
     
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  20. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Honda's are bulletproof. Technology from F1.
     
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