Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I’m just pullin ya plonker, come here and giz a big hug ya shufflin’ trufflin’ porky penguin. X

 

It's not "buying" as such.

It's more a donation.

 

Okay bro, you got there in the end.

You pay £50 to Cornwall air ambulance if Arsenal finish above Spurs
I pay £50 to Somerset and Dorset Animal rescue if Spurs finish above Arsenal.

Don't **** with this one HIAG.

 

Can tell Piskie got excited about being released from go slow. Straight into Hiag bet talk.

 

I'm a fookin mess, aren't I, Tel!

 

So you took advantage of a cheap cat offering. Shrewd. Did it taste nice?

 

But you’re our mess bro. We wouldn’t have you any other way.

 

Clear terms, multiple witnesses, two very worthy causes.

No way am I going to **** with this.

 

To be honest, mate, when I said 2 cats, add a couple of noughts to that. I've got a cracking deal going on with a local Chinese.

 

THIS SEASON.

 

No one specified which season, Tel.

 

I’m watertighting the contract.

 

Good man.

Otherwise, I can see Pix using that as a loophole. He's a slippery ****er.

 

Skankykendija, the Bulgarian tyre fitters have equalised against the Spuds

 

****ing hell, chicken balls.

 

And the spuds have scored again.

 

Spurs will still win though. No chance they can **** it up against that lot.

 

Told ya

 

They are 1-2 up now. Can't see them letting that lead slip again.

 

Football on tonight? This bet has got my attention.