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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    go away leave us alone
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

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    IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    I released my own fragrance today. No one else on the bus seemed to like it.
     
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  9. wakeybreakyheart

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    Is what he could have said
     
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    Christmas dinner 2020
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I met a girl in a nightclub and went back to hers for the night.

    Things got a bit hot and heavy when she whispered to me "Put a finger in me" which of course i promptly did.
    She then said "put another finger in me" so i compiled again.
    A short time later she whispered "try your hold hand" and i thought "ok. nothing ventured nothing gained"
    Then she said, "now your other hand as well". I thought this girl really knows what she wants.
    30 secs later she said "Now clap" to which i replied "I can't"
    She looked at me and said "tight aren't i"
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    Leeds beat spurs in thrilling match Ian Beale life long Spurs supporter gives us his reaction

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    First woman on the moon, "Houston, we have a problem."
    "What?"
    "Never Mind."
    "What's the problem?"
    "Nothing."
    "Please tell us."
    "You know what the problem is."
     
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    Ain't that the truth.
     
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  17. wakeybreakyheart

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  18. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    I seem to be the only on here with an understanding wife who works with me in a partnership based on mutual respect.
     
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    Or maybe I'm the only whose wife is looking over my shoulder as I read this thread.

    She's gone now, as you were.
     
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    Harry Maguire <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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