Toon vs Everton

I wouldn't even bother thinking about it. He'll pull 11 names out of a hat an hour before kick off

 

He wanted to throw them all on but not in a 4 1 3 1 so he could say "see you need some shut players in the middle"

 

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Wilson's a bit high up the pitch there mind, he'll be caught offside if we do manage to pass the ball forward at any point.

 

Well, Brucie did say he would bring a more attacking philosophy when he first arrived.

 

We’re ****ed

 

Hopefully the mackem charva does us a favour like he usually does

 

Even if he did see the light and play that formation... He'd play Hendrick on the right

 

If you mean we are just proper supporters who remain objective, I agree. We simply don't get involved in childish assessments of managers based on who we think is a nice guy, or who has managed to dupe folk via the media. I know this leads folk to make false claims, but its absolutely fine with me and Jimi. We don't mind folk making fools of themselves.

We are the same about Rafa while you all gargle his spunk joyously. We are the same about Keegan, Dalglish, etc etc. We are objective. We don't look at how a manager has behaved previously at another like Bruce, and decide he's an arsehole regardless doing a **** job. So we can look and see he is doing a **** job this season, just as he did a solid job almost identical to Rafa last year.

Objectivity. Home of the righteous dude. You should try it.

 

You suck his cock.

I'm not a fan boy of Rafa either so you're argument falls down again.

Wasted paragraphs

 

Nah just objectivity dude. Just that bit better than you guys is all.

You suck Rafa's cock. End of story. You've been noted slurping spanish sausage.

At least I'm only wasting paragraphs. You are wasted oxygen in a time when its needed

 

I think this is all getting rather childish, the fact that St Alan is learning Arabic and taking camel riding lessons should bring some much needed sanity to proceedings.
All hail the return of Pardew.

 

So to summarise for those who may be confused:
Whereas lots of fans sucked Rafa, purely because they had joined the bandwagon, Pouchy prefers to maintain an objective view by sucking off ALL of the managers and making up his own mind as to who is best. And to ensure his views are current and based on recent form, he does this on a regular basis.

So don't try talking one particular manager up or down based on their general popularity, until Pouchy has completed his latest round of "objective analysis".

 

could be a hard fought 4-0 win to the Toon Joe to score all four

 

Those fumes from Jimmy's old Y-fronts must be hallucinogenic. Even through the interweb.

 

Now I love sucking and nibbling tits. However just because Mike has employed a load of tits, doesn't mean I want to suck them. They have to be the right kind of tits. They have to be modern forward thinking tits. Same with fannies. If you are stuck in the 70's or 80's you can take your hairy mott elsewhere.

 

I know he's getting on a bit, however Joe Allon to get all four is a great call especially if we win 3-1.

 

Nowt more erotic than a trapper's hat.

 

Apparently we might see the return of the Longstaff brothers in cm tomorrow