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What would you do to Richard masters

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  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I personally would flay him, chain him iin a barrel full of water... Then I would force feed him until he soiled himself over and over again.. This would attract flies that would lay larvae and that larvae would turn into maggots and these maggots would burow into him more and more over time as he festers... Effectively he would be eaten alive by thousands of maggots
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Oct 29, 2020
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I'd introduce him to you :bandit:
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 29, 2020
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'd make him watch the mackems home and away for five seasons. A fate actually worse than death.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 29, 2020
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Maybe we could combine this with the Captain's suggestion. SOL is a barrel of ****e anyway.
     
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  6. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I dunno I used to **** over home and away
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  8. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Every night after school we'd watch home and away then neighbours... Once I left school I never watched either ever again.. Mental
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

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    I still do.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 29, 2020
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  10. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    You should try xvideos instead
     
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    Kick him in the cock
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I'm more of a pornhub/chatyrbate/reddit guy:bandit:
     
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  13. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Wtf is that
     
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    My **** bank.
     
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    Masters is a puppet.

    Hoffman is the guy to get
     
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    I’d chain him to a chair, prop his eyelids open and force him to read all of pouchies long posts.
     
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    ****ing hell!

    You work for the triads?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 29, 2020
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    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    He's getting boiling water poured into his stomach until he dies
     
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    I’d freeze barbed wire in a dildo shaped block of ice and stick it up his hoop, blow torch it and then watch the ****er try to remove it!!
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I can do anything?

    Ask for a job with a good pay package and a decent amount of holidays

    probably
     
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    Welshie, Oct 29, 2020
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