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  1. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    I tried a new meal from my local Indian takeaway restaurant last night, ‘Chicken Tarka’, it’s a bit like a ‘Chicken Tikka’ but it’s a little otter
     
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    Montysoptician, Oct 30, 2020
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  2. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    ''Hello and welcome to the first meeting of Anger Management Support Group''.
    Who the **** want's to kick off!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 30, 2020
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i will if you take your medication first
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 30, 2020
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I told the waiter at our Chinese restaurant that my chicken was rubbery ...

    ... for some reason he seemed really pleased.
     
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    Smug in Boots, Oct 30, 2020
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife was looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop, "It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said.
    "Yes, " I replied, "I wonder if they have it in your shape
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 30, 2020
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  6. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Montysoptician, Oct 30, 2020
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    "You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?" . . . . always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me !
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Oct 30, 2020
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  8. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Oct 30, 2020
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  9. farnboromackem

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    farnboromackem, Oct 30, 2020
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  10. Montysoptician

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    Montysoptician, Oct 30, 2020
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    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    Montysoptician, Oct 30, 2020
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  12. Smug in Boots

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    The more expensive ones were on higher perches ....
     
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    Smug in Boots, Oct 31, 2020
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  13. Gil T Azell

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    My wife has had so much plastic surgery, that in her will, she's leaving her body to Tupperware
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 31, 2020
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  14. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife was looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop, "It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said.
    "Yes, " I replied, "I wonder if they have it in your shape
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 31, 2020
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  15. MrRAWhite

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    F**k off ya knob..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 31, 2020
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  16. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Just spent two hours looking at this trying to work it out..:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 31, 2020
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  17. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Oops, just found another thing Mrs Smug doesn't find funny.

    We were driving back along the winding country roads from the village, with the match beers, and a nun nearly ran us off the road. She almost went in the ditch but somehow pulled it back onto the road.

    Mrs Smug asked if killing a nun would be the worst thing I'd ever done in my life.

    I said 'no, the worst thing would be lifting her habit and shagging her while she was still warm'.

    Apparently that's not funny whereas I thought it was hilarious and laughed all the way home.
     
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    Smug in Boots, Oct 31, 2020
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    Two nuns in plain clothes driving down the road and a bloke in a car cuts them up. The bloke sticks two fingers up at them so the passenger nun says to the driver "he obviously doesn't know that we are nuns - show him your cross".






    So the driver nun winds the window down and shouts "f**k off ya w*nker"
     
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    Deletion Requested1, Oct 31, 2020
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  19. rooch 3

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    rooch 3, Oct 31, 2020
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  20. rooch 3

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    True story, when I was working in the lakes we were in the process of selling the farm and a real posh middle aged couple came to see the farm house only and were willing to offer a bomb for it we were sat at the kitchen table when Ben the sheep dog walked past the window shagging a pig they just got up and left<laugh>
     
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    rooch 3, Oct 31, 2020
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