Now then.

You alright?

 

Ay, you?

 

Aye, not bad.

I'm new here. Is it full of ****s?

 

You'll fit right in.

 

Nice one. Absolute thundercunt, me.

 

Essex Gull.

 

Still living rent-free in some people's heads...

 

That's the name. Shame his musings have been consigned to the Internet dust bin

 

What the absolute **** !!!!

 

You and Barcuntalona will get on well.

 

Who's this Essex Gull you're banging on about? Whoever he is, it's not me. Proper 'Ull, me.

 

You alright there? Do you need a hot poultice or something?

 

Roses avi, like it. Shame Browny's gone full on tin foil hat, isn't it?

 

Boringggggggggggggggggg

 

Good job I'm not here for your approval, then.

 

What are you here for?

 

The disappointment.

 

You could do a little bio Tone?
Where you been what you done

 

Are TFCH and Big Vern one and the same?

 

Aye, okay then..............

First City game was 1982, Port Vale at home, slap bang in the middle of the receivership malarkey. I was 5, and my dad took me to make the numbers up. Very much a regular in the 90's, Runcorn wall collapse veteran (and the replay on the coldest night ever), went to many of the finest lower league ****holes (Colchester, Cambridge, Orient) usually on Simon Gray's bus. Slacked off a bit in the early 00's, but went on a semi regular basis after we moved to the KC all the way up to the end of the 13/14 season. I've not been to a home game since, did Rotherham last season in the cup and Villa the season before, but I don't miss it. Just started going to North Ferriby a bit more recently, but I spend most of my money on live music, regular at the Adelphi, and festivals and good out of town gigs. Used to be on Amber Nectar when it was popular, and have known Les and Andy for years.

That alright for you?