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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 19, 2020.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I hate the sight of Steve Brice and Andy Caroll. Both stealing a living from NUFC imho.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 21, 2020
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  2. cronemeister

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    I hate UK roads. Dunno why the **** I went to the trouble and expense of getting a nice car earlier in the year. If you're not having to dodge ****ing drain covers/manhole covers etc, you're either going over ****ing speed humps or potholes. The state of our roads around built up areas really is an absolutely ****ing shambles and an abomination.

    Was at the retail bit at the metrocentre at the weekend which is the first time I've been for ages (where toys 'r' us used to be)....what the actual ****. They have these ridiculously high and hard black and yellow speed humps about 6 feet apart with a raised pavement speedbump type thing in between so you're literally crawling over them at whatever idle speed your engine will take you over....****ing sick of it now. Nee wonder people buy big **** off gas-guzzling 4x4's. I'm pretty sure at one point my eyes did a complete 360 in my head whilst I went over one set of them !!
     
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    cronemeister, Nov 23, 2020
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  3. Wuffler

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    Talking animals on TV.
    Specifically adverts where a dog, cat, hamster or whatever breaks out in a human voice to sell whatever sh#te they're advertising...It's just wierd.
    And another thing! When you see an animal on the telly or in a film why do the directors insist on having it make a noise, when in general animals are fairly quiet.
    I was watching a Western the other evening and a whole load of cowboys sped off on horses and they were all naying or whinnying or whatever sound a horse makes and I thought to myself "Ah yes they're definitely horses because for a moment there I thought they were all riding ****ing camels!
     
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    Wuffler, Nov 23, 2020
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Eating too much cabbage, I feel like I need to pop a nappy on tonight.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 23, 2020
  5. Wuffler

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    *neighing <doh>
     
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    Wuffler, Nov 23, 2020
  6. Schlem Boogerman

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    Engagement days at work.
    ****s have got us dancing to Queen at our desks. I didn't partake.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Nov 24, 2020
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  7. cronemeister

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    Not even Under Pressure?
     
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    cronemeister, Nov 24, 2020
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Nov 24, 2020
  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    not even with the Fat Bottom Girls in front either
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Nov 24, 2020
  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    upload_2020-11-24_14-28-43.jpeg
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Nov 24, 2020
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  11. Judge Death

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    With his lack of participation they probably thought, Another One Bites the Dust.... but, The Show Must Go On
     
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    Judge Death, Nov 25, 2020
  12. Delusional Full Stop

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    upload_2020-11-25_16-12-25.jpeg

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    One for each of them!!!
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Nov 25, 2020
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  13. cronemeister

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    Think it’s time for the hammer to fall on all of these jokes like.
     
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    cronemeister, Nov 25, 2020
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  14. Judge Death

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    Awww - Don't Stop Me Now ...
     
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    Judge Death, Nov 25, 2020
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  15. Schlem Boogerman

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    Stupid people.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 2, 2020
  16. Delusional Full Stop

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    If you mean Chippy and Jak then just say so.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Dec 2, 2020
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

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    Nah, that's a given.

    Stupid ****s like the woman in the butchers who kept pulling her mask down to talk.

    Stupid ****s like our big fat **** security guard at work who stood in a doorway at work expecting me to pass just inches from his face.
    ****in stupid.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 2, 2020
  18. Dr Van Helsing

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    I hate people that walk slow
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Dec 2, 2020
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Pistachios that don't open. What a set of ****s they are.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 2, 2020
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Bin lorry drivers <grr>
     
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