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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. petersaxton

    petersaxton Well-Known Member

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    are those the statistics you should use when deciding on ****holes?
     
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  2. petersaxton

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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It’s nearly IPA and madras o’clock and you ****s are arguing about politics.

    I’ve been fasting for 23 hours a day this year to counter balance December’s debauchery.

    thoughts?
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    *fisting
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    BRITISH is BEST -Bring back National Service, death penalty and no benefits for the work shy- No PC - Buy British- No Megan - No refugees - No Religion

    Seems like a reasonable chap tbf.

    <laugh>
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    How much biriani can you scarf down your neck in an hour?
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    a fair amount.
     
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  8. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Not a great idea. Your metabolism will slow as your body gets the message that there ain't no grub. Then you go on the scoff and it will just remain as fat, probably around your gizzard.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    doesn't know about fasting ^
     
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  10. Farked19

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    There are some things that are better in a France and some that are better in Britain. I have spent a lot of time there over the last five years and I would say that life is staying about the same over there and getting worse here. In both countries you can choose to live, as long as you are sufficiently shekelled up, in a place where life is idyllic. The trouble is that it's much harder to do that here. If I were to sell my three bed house here, admittedly in a quire expensive part of Suffolk, I could buy a country mansion with several hectares in Normandy. Alternatively I could buy a quite decent three bed house and bank a pretty decent chunk of money.
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Get shovelling, son <ok>




    Anything less than 9 pints of lager to wash it down, and you're a poove
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The fact that you come from there.
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I will probably relax the rules somewhat tomorrow.
     
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  14. Erik

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    Apart from the return of National Service and 'no religion' he seems pretty sensible.
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Buy me a house ya prick
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    You want to rent a flat instead?
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Don't tell me your tenant ditched after you passing on the mortgage break?

    <laugh>
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    nah only joking. Just bought them a new mattress
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Them? I assume said old mattress got the sniff treatment?
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It’s a young couple big C

    tbf the mattress I left them was a shanner.

    I took my doozy with me to senga’s
     
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