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  1. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    I compare a kindle to porn.

    A book I can physically fondle.

    A kindle I’m watching slutty digits.

    I prefer to touch a lady.......
     
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  2. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    Ah **** wrong group....
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I have....

    <wah>
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    I only knew to say that because the other day I realised that my date of birth is closer to the end of the first world war than it is to the present day. Made me feel so ****ing old!!!

    I think I have too much time on my hands at the minute!!
     
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  5. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    It’s when you realise kids today are learning in history what you lived through that’s when you feel old.
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Imagine how Jim feels!!!
     
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    From what I’ve heard it’s usually by his hands and then the Police get called.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you old bastard.
     
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  9. mickeybnufc

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    Feck me,thats me as well
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Frightening isn't it??
     
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  11. Seabass

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    61G9GtYt5+L.jpg So I've got a 2 1\2 year old lad and a 3 month old baby girl and I am currently reading this...if anyone is in the same boat this is a classic read. I read his 1st one ( called Dummy) a couple of years back after my 1st too. Not often I read a book and find myself literally crying with laughter.
     
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  12. Freddd

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    If you like Down and Our, give Homage to Catalonia a go.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice one Freddd, it's on my list.
     
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  14. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    My Time At 5under1and, the Family Club


    By Adam Johnson
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm now onto Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift. I love his style, he writes in a gloriously descriptive manner, for example: "I had been for some hours extremely pressed by the necessities of nature" (he needs a shat). And further: "And discharged my body of that uneasy load" (or in mackemland, "I shat on the seat").
     
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  16. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    I'm reading a book called how to do just about anything.
     
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