The handcart to hell is still on target

Do you like to get offended? A very popular pastime especially on GC I know but add this to the list;

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/18/paperchase-removes-card-after-outrage-over-orphan-joke-13772538/

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Paperchase has taken a card off sale after customers complained about a joke which suggested returning a child to an orphanage. The card shows a mum on the phone next to a child who has spilt some milk saying: ‘Is this the orphanage? Right, I want a f*****g refund.’

This in a shop that sells cards with such festive missives as "You are my favourite c.unt" and has a whole section dedicated to pooves getting married.

"Oh, something happened to me at some time and I can't allow anyone at any stage to make even the slightest reference to it just in case I get triggered!"

F.uck 'em if they can't take a joke. If you don't like it go tell your mum, err wait, what?

 

****ing mental. Diversity.

 

I've given quite a bit of consideration to becoming a flasher. Never done it yet, but there's time yet.

 

Helps if you have something to flash. Your 'innie' would be enough to not get you convicted.

 

I could tickle my arsehole and waft my fingers under the noses of unsuspecting Tobies, Toby

 

Well that's Easter ****ed .

Interracial gay Cadburys creme egg adverts for the kids.



He probably had it up his bum

 

Poofters are not just for Easter. Not even me.

 

Another vomit inducing advert normalising bottomism. Are pooves allowed to like Creme Eggs? of course they are. Should I have to watch two men indulging in what can only be called homosexual pornography? not at all. There is that show on telly all about pooves getting the free diet in the 80's then one by one karking it with Bad Aids, have I watched it? no, because I don't find drama about chutney ferrets appealing. I can vote with my remote and not watch, this is next to impossible when confronted with poovery in advert form.

Advertisers have gone equal opportunity woke mental these last few years. Mixed race dinner times, lesbian cars, mongs in thongs and dirt traders ruining chocolate.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/12/fami...fter-benefits-cut-take-dwp-to-court-13892957/

Poor fecker dies, had mental health issues which may have contributed to the situation regarding his benefits and now the family are suing the Government. Where the absolute f.uck were these parasites when he was suffering on his own? Apparently he'd "cut himself off" from the outside world. Well that's ok then isn't it! Convenient excuse numero uno in the bag. Wait for him to kick the bucket then hold the hand out for compensation once he's karked it.

Dregs.

 

How do you know they're asking for money?

 

Dame Doreen Lawrence net worth Jan, 2021

$11 million

 

"But I'm a Lady!"

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/18/trans-woman-jailed-for-15-years-for-raping-another-woman-13921362/

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A transgender rapist has been jailed for 15 years after attacking a woman who was left covered in bruises from the assault. Michelle Winter, 49, of Buttermel Close, Godmanchester, Cambridgeshire, raped the woman at the same address last year on May 16. The victim reported the attack to the police the following day where officers noticed she was covered in bruises.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/20/sack...-told-you-cant-cook-youre-not-asian-13933985/

White man who was sacked for not being Asian (the brown kind) and told he couldn't know how to cook curry wins race discrimination case.

 

The German indoor car boot sellers have started doing curries now? Yuk!

 

Did they comment on any other anachronisms?

 

But nobody has commented on the blunder of having so many negroes in the cast at a time when there weren't any?

BAME characters in historical dramas = artistic licence
White characters cast as anything other than white = cultural appropriation

 

It's a fictional show you ****ing racist ****

 

Have you seen the cast of Six, the musical about Henry VIII’s wives? I’d do them all but you’d only go for 2 or 3. I am not in the least bit bothered but would be interested to see the reaction if the situation were reversed.

 

Yeah Grove it's a fictional show it wouldn't matter if the entire cast were played by Japanese people dressed as cowboys, you ****ing waaaaaaasssiiiisst bigot