Match Day Thread Manchester United v Southampton (BT Sport 1 ) - 8 pm 02/02

I read that you are inconsistent and are coasting at the moment. I think this lacklustre attitude is due to a lack of competition. Maybe we need more competition for the dishwasher, and we can select for match days based on effort and results in practice.

I dont have a dishwasher so i cant be the competition. Any takers?

 

Kayne Ramsay to start tonight then.

 

Cracking idea. So we need a match thread poster, and a dishwasher emptier. Great idea and takes the pressure off me.

 

Yep. Gordon Ramsey so he can put a few ****s into those 2 ****s; Mason & Dean. They sound like a **** detective program from the States.

 

It’s a heavy burden you’ve had to carry yourself. The pressure just got to you man, but its ok - we are all here for you.

 

2 keepers on the bench apparently. Oh my god we are desperate

 

Not exactly the end of the world with a 9 man bench.

 

Fraser is there as outfield cover

 

Redmond is obviously taking Longs role as the babysitter.

 

Looking forward to this in a masochistic way.

 

We’re gonna fecking smash ‘em

 

Wow I didn't expect Ralph to play Ramsay. Thats about as good of a team as we can play at the moment. Bit hit and miss who is the better option out of Redmond and Djenepo.

 

I was talking to a Liverpool fan about our injury problems earlier, and he responded with "YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT INJURIES?"

Err yeah mate. Some of us don't even have a bench. But of course it's far worse for Liverpool than anyone else, ever, ever, ever.

 

Pleased he's playing a proper RB and not moving our best player there.

 

He hasn't got enough CM's available to do that.

 

This is the Treatment Room at Anfield - This Means More

 

I mean, Armstrong could have filled in there. Or Chauke. But that would have weakened more positions than how we are lining up so right move I think.

 

Also the media haven't shut up about 'all' Liverpools injuries, whereas ours are generally merely a passing comment if they are mentioned at all.

 

But its Liverpool and it means more to them becuaee they're Liverpool and they're so hard done by.