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  1. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    For those of you still struggling

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  2. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    No summer time here. Less confusing.
     
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  3. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

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  4. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I reckon I've misread it but...

    He must have one hell of a legal team, given it says his defence for sending a text calling his bosses wife '****ing nuts' for asking for a lift was, 'he was referring to his dog, not her".

    I guess he'll make a living with his dog as a stage act now. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  5. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Is it too late to add a joke about Ever Green blocking the Suez Canal?
    Or has that ship sailed?
     
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    Arnold_Lane_HCFC, Mar 30, 2021
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  6. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

    Baldrick's Cunning Plan Well-Known Member

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    As a ventriloquist maybe because he'll find it difficult to find a job driving a car for £600 a week.
     
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  7. TwoWrights

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    He filled up his cockpit with water! :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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    TwoWrights, Mar 30, 2021
  8. rovertiger

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  9. Gone For A Walk

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    ??

     
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  10. Mr Hatem

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    Buffon given a one match ban for blasphemy.
    According to the new "Blasphemy Law," the Italian FA allows referees to send off any player who says God's name in vain. The player could also get suspended by the FA if the referee did not punish him. In this case, all you need is a replay, which confirms the player was saying "God."

    Buffon promptly explained the misunderstanding by saying that he spoke out the word "Zio" (Uncle) and not the word "Dio" (God).

    "The idea may be be fair, but let's see who can prove that the player said Dio, Zio or Dino," said Buffon.

    Anyone else reminded of The Life of Brian?

     
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    Mr Hatem, Mar 31, 2021
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  11. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Our friend and fellow poster who sadly doesn’t post anymore has his birthday today. I hope he’s still going strong

    Charles Stokell happy birthday.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 31, 2021
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  12. Oregon Tiger

    Oregon Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Oregon Tiger, Mar 31, 2021
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  13. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Amen brother
     
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  14. Barchullona

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    In some countries the suspension for blasphemy would be at the end of a rope. If your head was still attached by then.
     
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    no idea where to put this as i can't be doing with the hassle and ear-ache of starting a new thread, so it's going here.

    was on the bbc news pages and saw a link saying something like "maradonna - hero or villain?" i followed the link expecting a bit of text and the clear verdict that he wsa a moderately adequate footballer but a cheat and a druggie, and therefore a total ****er. unfortunately the link led to a radio programme. when i saw that it was around 45 minutes, i lost the interest i had. maradonna is a total irrelevance to me and a 45 minute radio programme is already 45 minutes longer than i could be bothered with. so i thought i'd leave the link here because i'm guessing others might be interested in the lard-arsed chemical pin-cushion. so it's below. it anyone could summarise the verdict into maybe a couple of line, i'll read them. cheers.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p...9bst3t~P_EvilGeniusWithRussellKane_Maradonna]
     
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  17. rovertiger

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    Same as you, no interest in the twat.
     
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  18. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ron Burguvdy, Mar 31, 2021
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Ohhh that’s a good drawer

    when I moved in to my house a few years ago the old lady left me her husbands drawer.
    Class
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 31, 2021
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  20. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    Any false teeth,haemorroid cream,Victory V's,open razors,shaving sticks,styptic pencils,braces,bicycle clips or condoms in there Chazz?
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Mar 31, 2021
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