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Le Weekend

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Apr 16, 2021.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Time I took back ownership of this award winning thread I started off all those years ago. It's been an absolutely glorious week here in Aberdoom, what a marvellous country Britain is. People here just don't appreciate what we have here in God's glorious country.

    Anyway, what are the plans for this glorious weekend in this glorious country?

    Anyone watching the 1967 comfort blanket coverage on telly tomorrow for the Duke? I thought Marion Morrison had died donkeys ago but obviously not.

    I'll be cracking open a tinny or two come 3 o'clock tomorrow. I've looked out my Union Flag dressing gown and come the time I shall stand and salute my brand new 125" smart TV, wiping away a tear or two.

    What a glorious country indeed. There's nowhere else I'd rather be,

    God bless us.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Giving up booze for Ramadan and fasting .

    Might kill some infidels
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Just doing crypto all weekend
     
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    Dog is out of action for a while so no strolls through the countryside for us this weekend. Stupid mutt hurt her paw then wouldn't stop licking and nibbling it making the pads red raw. She has to wear the cone of shame to stop her getting to her paws but she still manages so we have to keep an eye on her. Bandages don't work as the stupid mongrel eats them.

    Looks like I have run out of excuses to do some gardening.
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    4 games of football from today to Sunday.
    Going to have a bbq 2mawra
    Going to my bro-in-laws house on Sunday for a sash-bash.

    Will no doubt have my tongue rammed up @julie 's dung-funnel at some point.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    played my first game of 5s since January 2020 the other night.

    Really felt my late 20s kicking in
     
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  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Last 3 weeks, I've played 10 games a week.

    Game in the afternoon and one at night on Monday, Tuesday and Friday.

    Feel like I'm back in my late early 20s.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Quiet on the sporting front this weekend bar football so I'll do a bit of painting out the back while I can,golf courses opening on the 26th.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    fair play. Your feet not in bits?
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    For a country where it seems everyone plays football, you would think the National team would be less **** .

    That's not a criticism btw only spooks play amateur football in England because they can't afford play stations.
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    That’s the demon drink for ye
     
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    My feet are like Patiences now after walking 4 miles a day for clean water.

    Playing 7s tonight at the Pitz if you want to come and see yer auld da doing bits.
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Didn’t know they had a 7s park
     
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  14. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    In Glasgow, football is life.

    But drinking and smoking is also life.

    So Glaswegians would fare well if the pro game wasn't so "professional".

    If there were a drunks football set-up, I'd bet we'd do pretty well.

    wha's like us?
     
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  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Google Earth it, it's huge :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    google maps is life
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    In my local park the goals don't have nets so every time you score you need to run miles to get the ball.

    So I bought a kite
     
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    That sounds like a right Ramadan-a-ding-dong.
     
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    XXXX and bush tucker this weekend as usual. Might abduct a hitchhiking backpacker if I finish the respray job on the VW combi van.
     
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    Do you still get alot of babies eaten by Dingos?
     
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