European Super League

What's a Haig ?

 

The Ex England manager that hated disabled people?
Hardly a God

 

They need to make football matches less than 90 minutes because kids don't have the attention span

 

F.uckwit. Why not make the games 15 minutes each way, have rush goalie, play with a tennis ball and the goals are 50ft wide with no crossbar, jumpers for goalposts and unlimited subs from a squad of 30 per team? Isn't it? Wasn't it? Marvelous!

If kids can't sit and watch a 90 minute match and would rather stare at their phones instead then f.uck them, this constant dumbing down and pandering to snowflakes is depressing. Just because the attention span of the average yoot dem is no longer than a Tik Tok video doesn't mean the beautiful game has to be pared down any further.

 

They can't sit through 90 minutes of football but they can binge watch a Netflix box set in an afternoon .

What he means Is no adverts for 45 minutes won't pay that €10 billion debt they got into after decades of buying up The World's best players

 

You then get the American Football fiasco of an advert break every time there is a dead ball and a 60 minute game ends up taking 3-4 hours to finish.

I would suggest the use of cheerleaders but in this day and age of identifying as whatever gender you like you'd be more likely to see meat and 2 veg in lycra than the expected camel toe. Crystal Palace used to have them but not sure if they are still going?

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What a state English football is in

 

It's a ****ing shambles my lot get £180 million for promotion, it's embarrassing.

 

Thought it was the Spanish that are desperate for the cash. We have a great setup which doesn’t need changing.

 

The head of UEFA does not want to call them “The Dirty Dozen”, but somebody should.

They do not own the game of football. Somebody in Madrid should silence that idiot at Real who claims that they are doing this to save the game. The kids having a kick about in the park down the road will see no benefit from a few clubs getting rich from extortionate television rights and merchandising.

The fans at the big European clubs that are not in The Dirty Dozen should force their clubs to boycott it. With only twelve clubs it will become as bad as Jock football with the Old Firm playing each other every three weeks to try and keep anyone interested.

Something that national governments could do is legislate so that TV rights could not be exclusively owned by clubs. In this country they could put ‘football’ as a whole on the protected sports list so that the six English clubs would be forced to supply highlights of their home matches to terrestrial television.

I see that Pep Guardiola has spoken out against this move and Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson is arranging a meeting of all the Premier League captains. The fans may not be able to boycott games at the moment but the players as a collective can refuse to go along with it. Without fans or players, there is definitely no football.

 

Has he quit the prem board again?

 

Tbf I can't remember the last time I managed to watch 90 minutes of an EPL game.

Turgid stuff.

 

Honest tae fùck mate are you allergic to conciseness?

 

I think she meant Waddle. Which is what the fat moo does when she walks.

 

Snipers shooting under par players.

The "Call of Duty" generation will love it.

 

Disgusting! It's very clear these poor young ladies can't stand being sexually objectified.

(The one on the sunglasses is a wid)

 

Oh, I see. "Hoddle is a God" is some twat on one the Nigel boards no **** on GC cares about.

 

Give us a synopsis of what he said then.

 

I think Pumpy mouth is a burd