True Story

So Mrs luv is a very nice person but being very nice she tends to smile and talk to everyone. This can be a problem as it attracts nutters. This is her most recent encounter with the good people of the South Wales Valleys.

Sat in a tanning Salon waiting for a bed to become available 1 other lady there minding her own business.

In walks a proper Valleys girl, rough as **** pushing a pram. We'll call her Brenda.

Mrs luv. Hello
Brenda. Alright, you been to one of these before?
Mrs luv. Yes a few times.
Brenda. I know I'm being thick but do you take all your clothes off?
Mrs luv. Yes you do. Cute baby.
Brenda. Yeah, I had quintuplets he was the only one to survive.
Mrs luv. Oh I'm sorry.
Brenda. It's alright. So how often can you do this?
Mrs luv. I'm not sure.
3rd lady. Once a day you can't do it anymore than that.
Brenda. Thought so you can get addicted, you can get addicted to anything. I was addicted to cock.

 

Luvs been on the rum i guess.

 

No, it's a Tuesday evening FFS. That just happened about an hour ago.

 

classy story

 

i like brenda.

 

I have a feeling lots of people do.

 

I like how blunt she is.

 

bronzed brenda getting hot and sweaty , wanting cock..

mrs luv wanting an edible meal..

Luv gets her a takeaway.

 

I cut out all of the unnecessary bits for you.

 

You need the full story FFS.

 

I wonder if Brenda keeps her salt in the fridge.

 

WALES

 

Didn’t Happen Of The Year Awards

 

Yes it did.

 

rum and cock !

 

I'm struggling to see what Mrs Luv did wrong here, unless saying hello is considering overtly friendly behaviour ya miserable git.

 

Conversing with very strange people is not a good idea.

 

Only on an internet forum.

Tbf I'd understand if I knew what the proper valleys girl, rough as fck looks like. This is no good without pictures mate.

 

I don't think she took any sorry mate. I'll Google.

 

if thats your attitude you really need to move out of Wales then .