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Bum Bomb

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Apr 28, 2021.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Christ, you are a tragic kiddy fiddler.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Takes one to know one
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have no access to NSFW forum

    everyone hates me*



    * Gas love me
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Why have you no access to it?
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    its password protected

    Found password now
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I've decided I won't be attending Maxi Priest's 60th birthday celebrations in June. The last time I hung out with Maxi, about eight years ago, I ended up trouserless, light by £1800, and suffering a weird deja vu that lasted the best part of a month.

    Nope, I'm too old for that sort of caper.
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    You are never too old to wake up in a field with your trousers round your ankles and a sore bottom with no idea how you got there.
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I can handle all that, nae bother, but I do draw the line at multiple bum bombs.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I agree, one is more than enough.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    Nice to see plenty of beans though.

    An essential ingredient of a cooked breakfast.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Bacon isn't cooked properly, mushrooms are ****ing horrible and beans are for scum.
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Mushrooms are the food of the Gods.

    I love mushrooms, me. Although, ironically I ****ing detest mushroom soup.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not really ironic at all.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'm not going to listen to the opinion of a square heided simpleton that can't put up a ****ing hammock for ****s sake!!
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I'd demolish that and get a free breakfast every time I go. Minus the haggis like because it's ****ing rank.
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I usually think your posts are pointless, but this one is fair enough, buddy :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I love haggis but I ****ing hate black pudding.
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Well why don't you and if you do finish it the guy will give £50 to charity but if you don't finish it in time then you pay double and the guy would give that to charity. Money where you mouth is as it were.
     
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