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The Bank Holiday Weekend Thread*

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Apr 30, 2021.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    * at least it is for us Nigels, not sure about all you foreign lot.

    I shall be trying to sort out our back garden. Dog has dug it to sh.it, some of the holes are that deep I keep expecting to see a German machine gunner hiding in one.

    Casually thinking about decking the waterlogged area has turned into measuring up and getting prices for it all. May be a summer job if I am not re-painting the imaginary man-cave. I'm getting bored of the dog digging in it and spraying everywhere with pea shingle.

    What the actual f.uck are you lot doing?
     
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  2. Toby

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    None of your ****ing business
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    May day is a holiday pretty everywhere surely?
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    Could be national potato day in Ireland for all I know.
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Football tonight for me then take Declan training.
    Declan playing tomorrow morning, maybe get a shot of @jules bournville boulevard.
    Sunday, playing football at 9:30 then Old Firm then Declan playing vs Sevco at Muzza Park in the afternoon.

    FTP
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Does Julie's farter smell like pencil sharpenings? I only ask because I once had a burd who's nether regions had a familiar whiff of HB2 shavings.

    Pics?
     
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  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Smells like ****e
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    As @monager stated May day here as well, national potato day is in September, harvest time.
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Glad the boy is back at football
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I’m working Monday but it’s a dress-down day. Hooray.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You can untuck your blouse
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Planned to fire up the BBQ over the weekend but it's a little fresh out there today .

    So I'll be playing fives drinking proseco licking Julie's farter and losing at golf .
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    #metoo
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    No issues with the way I spell proseco ?

    <whistle>
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have to Bing it everytime, I can never remember how to spell it.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    In you pop lol .

    <party>
     
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  17. monacoger

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    ^^^^ most ridiculous pop ever. Weirdo.
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Would you have the time to hang a hammock ?
    Asking for a proddie friend.
     
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