Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Anybody that says red is 6 years old!

 

Both

 

Red, and I'm 57.

Brown might be an acceptable alternative (if you've run out of ketchup) in a sausage sandwich, but never with bacon.

 

Brown all day long for me, Red is just wrong, I'd eat a sarnie without sauce if Brown wasn't available.

 

So coming top of our little group still hasn’t changed you from being a sad bugger

 

naughty boy

 

There's nobody here now just us chickens cluck cluck cluck

 

You put that one on a couple of hours ago you old fart

 

oops i'm getting cumberland fever

 

One of my Aspberger's issues is that my sense of smell & taste changes depending upon how stressed I feel.
Feel stressed and my sense of taste and smell reduce so I'd put brown sauce on.

Feel relaxed (or if the bacon looks really nice) and it's no sauce.

 

Hence your avatar?

 

David Moyes with the hair of Kim Jong-un

 

Neither, good bacon doesn't need rubbish sauce full of salt and sugar. Disgusting stuff.

 

One evening, an old farmer decided to go down to the pond by the bottom orchard. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the water, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw that it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He coughed to make the ladies aware of his presence, and they all shot off to the deep end.

One of them shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old Farmer frowned, "I didn't come all the way down here to watch you ladies skinny dipping in my pond", holding up the bucket he continued, "I'm here to feed my alligator !"

 

Police recruiters have reduced the IQ level required for candidates wanting to join the service. The plod thickens...

 

Good bacon, crispy roll, proper butter.
No sauce required

 

Plenty of lurpak.