It is always said that there are no United fans in Manchester, so they must have shipped rent-a-mob in for the protest. I know a Manc who is a United fan but has the misfortune to live near ‘Ull. He pays for a sort of season ticket that allows you to select a certain number of games for a ticket ballot and then nominates the games when they are playing the bottom teams or the unfashionable teams because there are less people in the ballot and more chance of getting a seat. I also know a load of United and Liverpool fans from ‘Ull. They support their second club because their home city team will never win anything. A mate of mine supports the Hull FC rugby league team and United – has done all his life because when he was a kid the Tigers were in Division 3 or 4 all the time.