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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Astonishingly, every single one fits, and many, many more unmentioned. Difficult to fit them all in to form an alliterative phrase.
     
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  2. oldschool

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    When has socialism ever worked for a long period of time, Israel was probably the one country after world war 2 that made a success of it for 20 odd years.
    Thatcher said once that socialism works till you run out of other people's money, and to a large extent she was right, it always strikes me as funny the amount of people who are loaded that keep going on about it, your Blair's etc, all your luvvie actor's and actresses,pop stars...spout all about the oppressed but still live in their ivory towers
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    your mixed up mate its Krankie that was caught out downright lying, and who held here to account you guessed right the SNP, and her infamous now I cant remembers) Krankie the kunts days are numbered she has never learned . But i honestly hope you get what you want mate, as its then a better life for us by a minimum of 11 billion the all the extra jobs we don't have to give them oops don't forget your fishermen will have to let the EU in for 10 years before you get a sniff of joining. Im going to love this board if you finally get what you have been wishing for, i will be able to rub it in for years to come:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  4. Whitejock

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    Is this the same Wicked Witch that sold the UK's family jewels in an attempt to balance their fcuked-up books? Billions & billions, just for her to try to save face for her failed leadership. Remember Sid? Remember when we thought utility bills were too high? They were, but the foreign owners of all our energy companies REALLY showed us what a high bill is. The list is endless.

    And don't tell me that Bleugh is a socialist. He created Blue Labour, & demonstrated that he's a lesser-talented Wicked Witch.
     
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  5. Whitejock

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    What a load of pish!

    It's obviously escaped your attention that the independent QC inquiry cleared her of misleading Parliament absolutely.

    As for the MPs' Harassment Committee investigating her, the decision was clearly made before it started. 5 of the 9 members were opposition MPs. Can you imagine the furore if a committee investigating Boris consisted of a majority of opposition MPs?

    Guess your truth is selective. Either that or your reading material is heavily one-sided.
     
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  6. esteponawhite

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    Can someone start a Hadrian’s wall thread?
    So yous can all **** off there with that **** and we can get back to some jokes.
    <cheers>
     
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  7. blonogasoven

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    I was also wondering wtf happened to the joke thread
     
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  8. oldschool

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    Didn't bumbling brown sell all our gold reserves for a lucky dip bag! Blair should have been on trial for Iraq, Maggie was stabbed in the back by heseltine and wet pants major who still can't get over their beloved e.u. who wee kranks wants to jump back into bed with and fervently believes they will jump at the chance, good luck if she delivers it
     
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  9. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    It could be argued that the tory propaganda pish is a joke in itself.

    But yes, I agree & have already posted twice before to request an end to it. It was ignored, & my later posts were effectively me defending the attacks on me. Fully justified imo. I can only reply to the messages on the same thread.
     
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    So it's your fault!

    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  11. Whitejock

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    Brown - true. Tbh, I have no idea what the reasoning was at the time.

    Bleugh - agreed.

    Maggie - delighted by that move.
     
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  12. oldschool

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    Hang on I think it's hilarious, better than some of the jokes <laugh>
     
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  13. Whitejock

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    Look back, but hopefully not in anger. :)
     
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    As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
     
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    Thanks for your response
    Please confirm why Butcher
    Why Bastard
    Why bungler
     
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  17. Whitejock

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    You got Alzheimer's? :huh:
     
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    Simple question, :huh:
     
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  19. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    It's all well documented in the media. There's such a choice of Boris fcuk-ups to choose from. Unless you're a blinded tory that thinks he can do no wrong.
     
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  20. Old Git

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    Back to the joke
     
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