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Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    We had a neighbour with a vegetarian cat. We were asked to feed it while they were away and found a dead bird it had killed in the house! Who needs jokes with mad folks like that around.
     
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    Why 70s kids are hardcore.
    We slept in a room colder than outside.
    Got beat by our teachers,
    beat by our dads because of it,
    were sat in front of a TV full of proven paedophiles and if you pissed somebody off they didn't block you,
    they waited outside your house and thumped you.
     
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    I along with thousands have been celebrating #WorldNakedGardeningDay. Only one little hitch - I didn't realise it had to be your own garden. I'd like to apologise to my neighbours the Braithwaites, who were startled this morning by the sight of me spraying their japonica.
     
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    The Park Ranger had been trying to catch a guy for illegal crayfish poaching, so he hid behind a bush and waited. Along came the guy and soon after he pulled a crayfish from the billabong.
    The Ranger jumped out and said “Okay Billy I am arresting you for stealing crayfish“
    Billy said “I didn't steal any crayfish, he's my pet and I bring him here for five minutes swimming lessons and I can prove it.”
    “Okay “, said the Ranger “prove it.“
    Billy put the crayfish back in the water and after five minutes the Ranger said “Okay, where is he? “
    Billy said, “Where's who?”
     
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    I arrived early at the local restaurant last night.
    The manager said: “Do you mind waiting for a bit?”
    I said: “That’s fine”.
    He said: “Good, take these drinks to table 7”…
     
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    I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night,
    "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
    "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
    ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please.
    A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
    While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
    I said, "My wife found out."
     
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