DIY ****ers

Not much to do this time of year. I've finished for the winter digging out man made crap and it's too early to start on the balsam and knotweed.
Keeps me busy. This year's crap from a snaggy stretch of river. Its a bastard to dig out by hand. Luckily the farmer moves it from the river to where I can get it away in my car.
On average over the last 6 years I've dug out about 500 bags a year of man made waste from the river.
Keeps me busy.

 

Lol I had vision of you being pissed telling him to push you down a big load of stairs goin " nah it's OK I can do it dave lets fukin go! "

 

Councils do not like having their attempts at safety improved on by the public

Whenever it is shown to be an improvement they retrospectively deny planning permission and force the culprit to pay to have it returned to its previous state using one of their overpaid contractors to do the work involving Health and Safety measures that will cost 10 times more than the actual work itself

I worked for Local Government for 14 years

A good example was in London where a paving slab was loose, one man with a bucket of sand doing the repair. one man supervising, two men acting as lookouts and another man ensure all H and S rules were complied with

 

Good for you bruv.

 

that only happened in the early hours mate normally along these lines

"watch this"

"oh ****"

"oouuuccccchhhhh"

"oi stop laughing and pick me up you **** "

 

Whos your guess as best to ask

@Saff not cos I think youre a dogger but I reckon you know these things

 

You got a roll cage?

Maybe get one

 

You don’t film mate.
Not cool.

 

Schlem is a real life Womble

Seriously though, nice work

 

back then didn't need one i just seemed to bounce probably due to at one stage being at least semi pissed not long after leaving home .
could do with one now as the slightest thing seems to do proper damage .

 

Deffo One of the norvern lads tho.

Knows bout doggers rules.

So getting ya cock out and ****in with another 8 blokes while someone mrs gets plunged by number 9 and you can't whip out the phone cam?

Dafuk?

 

Aye, I don't mess with public footpaths. This is on private land and the path is used by fishermen only and the odd dog walker that shouldn't be down there. I know the guys who run the fishing club and they're happy for me to do this sort of stuff.

 

Perhaps your stair riding days are over mate

I think as you get older naturally you bruise easier and they stay longer anyway.

My birds terrible for getting bruises easy even when I use the pillow

 

It’s all about etiquette.
Like the type of guy who films you snorting coke off a prozzies arsehole in Amsterdam and thinks he’s clever.
He’s not clever. He’s a prick.

 

That's some graft mate, top stuff, lots of respect for what you do.

 

Haha what ex mate filmed you sniffin coke of a brasses arse then?

 

Nah not me mate. I just stand outside giggling

 

And what ex gf saw it?

 

. knew you weren't a total cock.

 

So much ammunition, so little time...