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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2017.

  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    584..... and counting.
     
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  3. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Pythagorus believed that by eating beans you might accidentally fart your soul out and die! he didn't therefore eat beans
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    so far today I also am without farts
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Liar!
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    oh ok then
    maybe a couple of little ones
     
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    3,427 and proud!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    done a couple of stinkers so far today
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Having a day off ................ No Farting!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Whatever
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Cleared a room with one today
     
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Honest!
     
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  13. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    451 ..... and counting.
     
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  14. Wooperts_duck

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    Flatulence was totally absent in my household
     
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I call Bullsh!t.
     
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  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    R’Soles!
    23
     
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  17. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    4 punchy little suckers.
     
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  18. Wooperts_duck

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    That's three more than me then !!
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    going off today
     
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  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No farts, just crook as.
     
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