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    The Park Ranger had been trying to catch a guy for illegal crayfish poaching, so he hid behind a bush and waited. Along came the guy and soon after he pulled a crayfish from the billabong.
    The Ranger jumped out and said “Okay Billy I am arresting you for stealing crayfish“
    Billy said “I didn't steal any crayfish, he's my pet and I bring him here for five minutes swimming lessons and I can prove it.”
    “Okay “, said the Ranger “prove it.“
    Billy put the crayfish back in the water and after five minutes the Ranger said “Okay, where is he? “
    Billy said, “Where's who?”
     
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    I arrived early at the local restaurant last night.
    The manager said: “Do you mind waiting for a bit?”
    I said: “That’s fine”.
    He said: “Good, take these drinks to table 7”…
     
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    I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night,
    "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
    "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
    ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please.
    A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
    While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
    I said, "My wife found out."
     
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