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Villa where Princess Margaret

 

Urinated on the flowers

 

that Roddy Llewellyn planted

 

In her blue Mercedes

 

inspired golf buggy where

 

Birds eat marshmallows on

 

the way back from

 

flying home from a

 

visit to Barbados where

 

the sun shines brightly

 

piddling on my chips

 

whilst the seagulls fly

 

looking for targets to

 

empty their guts over

 

poor unsuspecting tourists enjoying.............................are you gutted about the match i watched it and

very impressed with Leeds they are going to be a force to be reckoned with

 

sipping their Banks’ beers

 

which was overpriced and

 

warm in the beach

 

hut with the sun