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Your missus. She's a ****ed up ****... Post here how she does your ****in head in.

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  1. Sucky

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    <laugh>

    OK bro I'll leave it there.

    Wouldnt want fosse feeling inadequate <whistle>
     
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    I bet fosses never eaten Nutella of a birds ring tho.

    Jus sayin
     
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    Lol

    I remember HIAG saying he'd never lick a birds arse because it was full of bacteria which would put him at risk of STDs ... Baby
     
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    Thats what the Nutella is for, like a tasty std barrier.
     
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    That wasn't Nutella bro.
     
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    It was bruv. I had to hand warm the back of the spoon 1st<laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    How did I miss this before <laugh>
     
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    Ive been wondering since first reading that... Whats the rhythm method ?

    Do you need music?
     
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    Time of the month innit.

    When she's at her least fertile, or most, depending on what you're going for.
     
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    Seriously?

    Thats fukin creepy af or is it just me?

    Music would've been so much better <laugh>
     
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  12. Diego

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    I have found that certain music can be helpful to the occasion <laugh>
     
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    I think piskies winding me up <laugh>
     
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    Fosses rhythm method song
     
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    No mate.

    Means you can cum in her without getting her pregnant.

    If you know which time of the month she is most/least fertile.

    It ain't voodoo magic.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    No, it's just bullshit <laugh>
     
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    Ffs man you never heard of the injection. <laugh>

    I cum in mine all the fukin time<whistle>
     
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    Pinkie sitting there with 11 kids thinking "it's that time again" <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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