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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Prince Knut

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  2. Libby

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    ****ing hell Everton lol. Don Carlo has some strange wishes.
     
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  3. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Got one of the Philips perfect draft machines donated on Friday, had a keg of lowenbrau last night. That game was worse than my hangover, tempted to drown myself in more larger if I could only raise my head up off sofa.
     
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  4. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    At least what Carlo wants he gets mate
     
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  5. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    go eat a dick.
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Go sit on a javelin
     
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  7. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Look I'm eating my ****ing tea just now
     
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  8. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  9. PINKIE

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    Everton lads taking this well <laugh>
     
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  10. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    honestly, I’m not.
    To top it off I start back in office after 14 months at home.

    ****
     
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  11. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    so it’s not a firm no then
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Ring them up in the morning and start coughing down the phone

    You'll get another 6 months off mate.
     
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  13. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    No I'll be on it when Bruce get his new contract Probably
     
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  14. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    nah, I just can’t phone in sick. Who is gonna moan about football all day if I’m not in
     
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  15. Bumps

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    **** me they all wanted you to win it lol
    ****ing stealth win
    Toffees wanted you to win it so it wasnt dem reds
    Reds wanted you to win so it was utd
    Utd wanted you to win it so it wasnt dem reds
    Gooners chavs and hammers wanted you to win it so it wasnt any of the others
    Arsenal players even came out and said it would be nice if you won, ****ing nice lmao
    A whole clutch of the so called lesser clubs wanted you to win it to show the big boys whats what,
    No ****er in the prem wanted you to lose, fairytale innit lmao
    That said bet there were a few in the lower leagues who werent too chuffed lol

    anyway congrats on the cup win, well jealous, now do us a favour and beat the chavs again on tuesday please :)
     
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  16. Prince Knut

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    LAW 11: OFFSIDE
    IFAB Laws of the Game 2020-21



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    Law 11 Offside

    Offside position

    It is not an offence to be in an offside position.

    A player is in an offside position if:
    • any part of the head, body or feet is in the opponents’ half (excluding the halfway line) and
    • any part of the head, body or feet is nearer to the opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent
    • The hands and arms of all players, including the goalkeepers, are not considered.
    A player is not in an offside position if level with the:
    • second-last opponent or
    • last two opponents
    Offside offence

    A player in an offside position at the moment the ball is played or touched* by a team-mate is only penalised on becoming involved in active play by:
    • interfering with play by playing or touching a ball passed or touched by a team-mate or
    • interfering with an opponent by:
    • preventing an opponent from playing or being able to play the ball by clearly obstructing the opponent’s line of vision or
    • challenging an opponent for the ball or
    • clearly attempting to play a ball which is close when this action impacts on an opponent or
    • making an obvious action which clearly impacts on the ability of an opponent to play the ball
    *The first point of contact of the 'play' or 'touch' of the ball should be used

    or
    • gaining an advantage by playing the ball or interfering with an opponent when it has:
    • rebounded or been deflected off the goalpost, crossbar or an opponent
    • been deliberately saved by any opponent
    • A player in an offside position receiving the ball from an opponent who deliberately plays the ball, including by deliberate handball, is not considered to have gained an advantage, unless it was a deliberate save by any opponent.
    A ‘save’ is when a player stops, or attempts to stop, a ball which is going into or very close to the goal with any part of the body except the hands/arms (unless the goalkeeper within the penalty area).

    In situations where:

    • a player moving from, or standing in, an offside position is in the way of an opponent and interferes with the movement of the opponent towards the ball this is an offside offence if it impacts on the ability of the opponent to play or challenge for the ball; if the player moves into the way of an opponent and impedes the opponent's progress (e.g blocks the opponent) the offence should be penalised under Law 12
    • a player in an offisde position is moving towards the ball with the intention of playing the ball and is fouled before playing or attempting to play the ball, or challenging an opponent for the ball, the foul is penalised as it has occurred before the offside offence
    • an offence is committed against a player in an offside position who is already playing or attempting to play the ball, or challenging an opponent for the ball, the offside offence is penalised as it has occurred before the foul challenge
    No offence

    There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
    • a goal kick
    • a throw-in
    • a corner kick
    Offences and sanctions

    If an offside offence occurs, the referee awards an indirect free kick where the offence occurred, including if it is in the player’s own half of the field of play.

    A defending player who leaves the field of play without the referee’s permission shall be considered to be on the goal line or touchline for the purposes of offside until the next stoppage in play or until the defending team has played the ball towards the halfway line and it is outside its penalty area. If the player left the field of play deliberately, the player must be cautioned when the ball is next out of play.

    An attacking player may step or stay off the field of play not to be involved in active play. If the player re-enters from the goal line and becomes involved in play before the next stoppage in play, or the defending team has played the ball towards the halfway line and it is outside its penalty area, the player shall be considered to be positioned on the goal line for the purposes of offside. A player who deliberately leaves the field of play and re-enters without the referee’s permission and is not penalised for offside and gains an advantage, must be cautioned.

    If an attacking player remains stationary between the goalposts and inside the goal as the ball enters the goal, a goal must be awarded unless the player commits an offside offence or Law 12 offence in which case play is restarted with an indirect or direct free kick.
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What the ****fizzle is this?
     
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  18. Prince Knut

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    Just reminding the uneducated on here who thought WBA were hard done to getting that 'goal' chalked off what the actual rules are. <ok>
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I prefer em just butthurt tbh. Stop Spoiling my fun <laugh>
     
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  20. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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