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Your missus. She's a ****ed up ****... Post here how she does your ****in head in.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, May 15, 2021.

  1. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    I never mentioned me or any girl I know I just said some girls and suggested you investigated, but silly me that would involve you using up your last existing brain cell so apologies for that
     
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  2. Sucky

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    Stfu you precious old tart.

    I did. It was banter back after your clitoris and ladyboy jibe, wtf you gonna do bout it?<laugh>
     
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  3. Sucky

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    Yeh thats what I thought <whistle>
     
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

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    Irrelevant thread for Alpha males like me

    see ya
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Still single bro?

    You'll find true :emoticon-0152-heartone day

    Duggie found 4 inches of it and look how chipper he is
     
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    what’s true love bro?
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Happiness I think.


    Or a 4 inch clitoris.<laugh>

    @duggie2000 to confirm
     
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  8. Sucky

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    After she's taken it out of his arse of course <laugh>
     
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    Can happen if you fill the dishwasher incorrectly. <whistle>
     
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  10. duggie2000

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    Only you would have experience of that
     
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    Goowon Duggie give him some :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Ever had one of these 4 inch clits bruv?


    I need to see one now
     
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  13. Lovearsenalcock

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    not a 4 incher...that’s next level
     
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  14. Quesadaad

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    Big clits are terrifying.
     
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  15. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Look at the chaos caused by Sucky publicly admitting he had a micro penis
     
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  16. duggie2000

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    Look for Brazilian ones they are truly epic
     
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  17. gooner4ever

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    change the settings in Google so that when she asks for ALW it plays Nine Inch Nails or similar

    she will soon give up asking and won’t know why
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

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    V true.
     
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  19. Lovearsenalcock

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    and what about yo....it don’t matter

    forget about it
     
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    Screenshot_20210518-205433_Samsung Internet.jpg
     
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