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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Why would you . . . . they're thumbs :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Lurnly as a clood shirley ? :D



    Police in Nëwçæstlë last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tonnes of heroin, £5 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a building behind the Library in Nëwçæstlë
    Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said:
    "We're all shocked, we never knew we had a library.


    Mag walks into a library and asks the librarian. (Person on the counter for any mag tramp reading this)
    "Here man lass, am lookin ferra boook aboot Nëwçæstlë united in the premier League era".

    Librarian, - "Not got a title" ? .


    Mag, - "Way aye, thats the one".
     
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  4. Norway

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    People always say about new borns, has (he /she) got all their fingers and toes. Not a word about, have they got all their thumbs!
    So for my 76th year I will have to remember that people only (if they are lucky), have 8 fingers but with two thumbs!
     
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    All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

    Sheldon Cooper.
     
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    What a load of bollocks :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Fingers are fingers and thumbs are thumbs, but they're all digits :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Marley for me, if just to breathe the air at his gigs
     
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  8. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    And me. Went to his mausoleum two years ago. My musical hero.
     
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    James Marshall Hendrix.
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

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    Value for money would be Bowie, a dozen different styles ...

    ... the rest are good but one dimensional.
     
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    She dropped her towel to reveal her taught vaginal lips and pert supple breasts.
    Slowly, my eyes wandered up her lithe, tanned body. Our eyes met.. locked in a reciprocal gaze that seemed to last an eternity.
    It was only then that I realised "F*ck she's spotted my peephole!"
     
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    For f*cks sake! You’d think it would be safe not locking a car in a church carpark on a Sunday, but apparently NOT.
    Anyway I got 8 iPhones!
     
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    I reckon once you’ve listened to Jimi and Bob the rest are amateurs to be fair.
     
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    I asked this psychic today if I would ever be arrested by the police and she looked at me and said "no you will not." So i stood up and ran off with all of her money
     
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    OK OK, 39 if you don't count thumbs or the ones pointed to the side! See I know bot all about the footballing side of our club, but can easily join in with this stupid trivia!
     
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  20. Sunderpitt

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    Yeah... I do not want to talk football much atm... cos of yet another year in the 3rd division.

    Shooting the breeze as it were on this forum, is a good alternative at least for me anyhow.... during this hiatus .
     
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