Same here mate, I love music and have tried everything from Opera to Grunge, both of which I've liked ... .... but Jazz, in anything but sleazy detective films has no place in decent society.
We just bought a couple of dachshunds, male & female, but Mrs Smug doesn't want them breeding. She was debating which one should be 'done' but was worried about the operation. I told her just to put the female upstairs, if she was on heat, but she thought the male would just follow her up. I just laughed, "Have you ever seen a dachshund go up stairs with a hard on!"
Just got back from hospital after some twat hit me in the head with a jar of krill capsules. Doctor says I’ll be ok as the wounds are only super fish oil.
When Paris Hilton took an overdose the paramedics tried to find a tablet to see what she'd taken. They couldn't find any so suspected Paris eat em all.