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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

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    that needed to be
     
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    cleaned up by volunteers
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 15, 2021
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    Who worked for nothing
     
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    but peanuts due to
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 16, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The neighbourhood watch program
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    saving ladies of ill
     
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    repute from becoming nuns
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 17, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the harem is big
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 17, 2021
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    special rates for you
     
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    and also for Didley
     
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    so he can fiddly
     
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    his out of tune
     
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    with his jews harp
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 18, 2021
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    and his gin bottle
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 18, 2021
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    and breath smelling like
     
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    a stale fishy odour
     
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    cock breath isn't chicken
     
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    but turkey which was
     
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    azzuriswan, Jun 19, 2021
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    inserted thighs analy for
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 19, 2021
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