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  1. Old Git

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    A parrot swallows one of his owner’s Viagra tablets. His owner is disgusted, puts him in the freezer for 30 minutes to cool off.
    Later, when he opens the freezer door, he finds the parrot sweating. “Why are you sweating?” he asks.
    The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
     
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    WITH A BIG OF DOGGIE HOYED IN
     
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    Serious possibility of a brain freeze. <doh>
     
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    I'm surprised I haven't seen more references to the England football team on this page. :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Fair comment, but jokes are supposed to be funny.
     
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    Yea. S'waddi mean. (Oh, I see. Sorry)
     
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    So the Yorkshire man wanted "she were thine" on his wife's headstone, as they were both religious.

    The stone came back and read "she were thin" dismayed the Yorkshire man protests "you've forgotten the E".

    The mason says he will put it right. This time the stone comes back with "E she were thin".
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    A pirate went to the doctor the other day and said "I have moles on me back aarrrgh."
    The doctor said "ít's ok, they're benign"
    Pirate - "Count again. I think there be ten."
     
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