Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

This reminds me of when I was Park Ranger, or a parky if you like.

People knew I was employed by Hull City Council, so they'd give me **** about the buses, seemingly unaware that I had nothing to do with the buses.

I'd tell them that, but they'd carry on ranting at me. One bloke even made an official complaint against me because I couldn't get his bus there on time

 

You should have unleashed your MegaZord on them.

Oh hang on, maybe that was the Power Rangers not the Park Rangers......

 

They were called Park Keepers when I were a lad. When did they become an abbreviated Queens Park Rangers?

 

Some role model
Kid trying to shush her.....

 

One from Ol' Shakey:

 

Boris Johnson visited a village in Cornwall and asked the inhabitants what the govt could do for them.

We have 2 big needs said the village spokesman. The first is we have a health centre but no doctor.

Boris whipped out his mobile, talked for a while then said, That's sorted, you'll have a doctor here tomorrow. Now, what was your other need?

We have no mobile reception at all in our village.

 

Castro will complain to the mods about that one.

 

Climate change blamed for the floods in Germany.

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I wish I could like this more!!

 

Apologies to Paul but it did make me laugh

 

Everton player arrested.
https://www.italy24news.com/News/125552.html

 

Norway have been fined 1,500 euros (£1,295) for wearing shorts instead of bikini bottoms at the European Beach Handball Championships.

The European Handball Federation (EHF) said it had imposed the fine because of a case of "improper clothing".

Norway's players wore shorts instead of bikini bottoms during a bronze medal match against Spain in Varna, Bulgaria.

Norway's Handball Federation (NHF) had already stated it would pay if their players were fined.

An EHF statement said a disciplinary commission had imposed a fine of "150 euros per player, for a total of 1,500 euros".

https://www.bbc.com/sport/handball/57890430

 

And in other related news a female long jumper has been told off for wearing pants that were too small

 

Used to happen to me on a daily basis.



Until eventually I lost my job illicitly importing small quantities of budgerigars into the country.

 

Ernie, I see you still follow the fashion though.

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I’m sure someone has noticed ages before me, but when did our website change from hulltigers or whatever it was to wearehullcity?

Good whenever it was

 

You can take comfort in knowing that you, all the other Amazon customers, and all their workers paid for Jeff Bozos jolly to space (not even proper space)

It would have been more beneficial if he had paid his workers better and tax on his profits.