Off Topic The Burly Arms

Try turning it off and on again

 

bottle of Peroni £4.80

 

Don't forget the whippet you get thrown in .

Tbh, if you're in the city, that's about the prices we pay, do like to finish the night in Turtle Bay with the rum platter.
What Rum you on?

Ps , 3x500ml bottles of Old Rosie from the co-op, a fiver.

 

Soz guise. Got distracted by some bird who had no bra on - and then by some mad coincidence her fella sorted me a line of gear in the toilets.


Can only see things going downhill from here tbh.

 

Different place and the peroni was 4.20 btw.

 

Just tell us when you're getting fingered bro

 

Went to our local Italian Thursday, Peroni £4.50 a pint and it's like nectar, only place I drink it.

 

Absolutelt ****oed. It's sat night why ain't none of you ****s drunk n up for an online argument??

Last chance saloon for me. Just about to re-meet some girl I was chatting to earlier. If all goes well then I'll be getting my beat n you lot won't hear from me

If it doesn't go well, well then I'll be back in approximately an hour to call you all a bunch of horrendous ****cunts xx

If it does end up being the latter then I hope none of you let me down by ignoring it... My backup idea only works if there's some **** on here ready for a row.

Much lovceeee peeps, ya bunch of absolute thundercunts (especially you Sucky Haha) xx

 

Stick a pinkie up the stinky fo me bro

 

A treble southern comfort over ice, £5.60.

Double Havana club with dash pineapple juice, £5.20

Obvs they wouldn't serve me a treble spirit so yet literally served me a separate double n single I had to mix.

I mean, ffs, do these ****s not realise that we're a nation of problem drinkers... an establishment double measure is probably less than a council house single.

Absolute ****ing ****ers.

 

Any bloke that uses the word horrendous is not about to get ****ed unless it's by some Uni bird that has explained to you why driving your car is killing us all with hot weather.
If that's the case just agree with her and get her bent over the table

 

Tryna mentally cock block poor lib man. Thats bad form bro.

 

Tryna be nice mate, old bull passing it on to a calf type thing.

 

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Morning.

@Libby

 

Anybody have any home cures for deafness? I've gone completely deaf in my left ear, I think it might have happened through having water in it.

 

Go to the doctor mate.

 

I can't leave the house, at the moment. I try and avoid doctors at all costs, too.

 

Sounds like it’ll be water trapped behind wax, get some Earex from the chemist mate which will dissolve it.

If it happens again you’ll maybe need them syringing, I used to do mine at home tbh.

 

Thanks mate, I'll send my brother for that