Myra Rhodes, a little old lady living in Great Baddow, Essex, answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning, Ma'am,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' ‘Go away!' said Myra brusquely. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money,' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. ‘Don't be too hasty,' he commanded. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.' Myra stepped back and said with a smile, ‘Well let me get you a spoon, young man because they cut off my electricity this morning.'
The Stonehenge tunnel is ruled unlawful in the High Court. Fantastic news! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-58024139
Went to Bosworth battlefield yesterday. There’s a plaque in the ground there that says King Richard the 3rd fell here. I’m not surprised. I nearly tripped over it myself!
It's good news week. please log in to view this image Backdoor entry? More fun at 69 (a friend told me).