Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.

It's a little fit bunny.

 

You should apologise for that, but I guess
'Sorry seems to be the hardest word'

 

However, the sessions on the treadmill created havoc on the rabbit's bowels. When Elton called the vet, he was curious as to what the rabbit's poohs consisted of and so decided a quick way to diagnose was to taste the said turd. As he chewed, husband David walked in. Elton quickly intervened, 'it's ok David ....

cos Rabbit ****e's all right for biting. rabbit ****e's all right. all right, all riiiiiight ooooh hoooh oooh huuh hoooh (sic)

 

That's how we dry laundry. It is washed by hand.

 

The new covid tests are a bit crude...

 

Saw this yesterday on RT TV worth a watch if you can.

Is RT TV still on Freeview?

We’re at the beginning of an artificial intelligence revolution that promises to change everything. Already, virtual assistants such as Siri and Alexa have become a part of our daily life. But in order to run their applications, digital giants like Amazon, Google and Facebook employ an army of invisible labor. These are disposable workers, paid as little as 10 cents an hour to feed information into computer systems. They receive neither benefits nor a contract, and normal labor laws don’t apply to them.

And, while millions of men and women are training artificial intelligence for next to nothing in the 21st-century equivalent of the sweatshop, others are being hired and hidden out of sight to clean up social networks. One of our team members went undercover as a content moderator for Facebook to understand the work of the web cleaners, who inhabit a shady world most of us know little about.

Due to copyright restrictions, this video can only be viewed on RT’s live feed. Time of broadcast is available on RT’s schedule page.

 

Woman's boobs so big she burnt them on Nando's grill is denied NHS breast reduction
Esme 'Lilli' Clemson, 20, now wants strangers to help pay for her reduction
A woman has said her boobs are so big that she burnt them on a Nando's grill.

Esme ‘Lili’ Clemson, from Wolverhampton, was horrified when one of her 32JJ breasts touched the scorching hot grill while she was cleaning up at the popular chicken restaurant.

And she has now been left feeling frustrated after being denied a breast reduction on the NHS.

Read more: The Yorkshire Shepherdess left with a black eye after 'sheep headbutt' accident while shearing

Sharing her painful experience she said: "The grill was still hot and I leaned too far forward when cleaning the back and I actually burned one side of my boob as I was leaning over."

But this is just one of many upsetting incidents the 20-year-old has suffered as a result of her bigger bust - from name calling at school to creepy comments from men in the street.

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Esme hopes to reduce her 32JJ breasts to a C cup(Image: Mirror Online)
Esme has now reached breaking point and she is asking strangers to help her pay for a private breast reduction after she was rejected by the NHS, the Mirror reports.

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"My boobs are currently 32JJ/K. People my age are normally a 32C," she told the publication.

"There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about getting a reduction. It would mean the world to me.

"I would not wish to give these boobs to my worst enemy. I don't think people realise how severe this is. It's not a blessing. My boobs are not perky, they sag, they droop, they have stretch marks all around them, they are not attractive or nice to look at."

But it is not just down to the size as Esme revealed that she also suffers from acne on her breasts.

She said: "Because there's a lot of skin on skin around my torso and chest area it accumulates sweat and I get acne in certain areas. It makes them look uglier which makes me feel uglier."

Esme has also spoke of the mental strain it has caused after her boobs ballooned in size from a B cup to an E cup between the ages of 13 and 14.

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The 20-year-old was horrified when one of her 32JJ breasts touched the scorching hot grill while working in Nando's (Image: Mirror Online)
Her breasts continued to grow one or two cup sizes every year afterwards, sparking crude comments from some of her classmates.

She said: "I had a lot more guy friends than girls and my boobs were always a running joke or topic of conversation. People would always oversexualise it.

"I would always be called big boobs and things like that. It does scar you a little bit.

"One guy I had a crush on in secondary school said 'I only like you for your body, not your face. I would always wear a blazer because I was so self-conscious. I didn't want to bring attention to my boobs. I still cover them up now."

Esme has begged the NHS for a breast reduction since 2018, however doctors repeatedly told her she could not have one as she was overweight and under 21.

She subsequently dropped two dress sizes, from a 16 to a 12, and hoped she would finally have the surgery this year, however she was told in April that her BMI was still too high.

 

Poor girl, hard to imagine what it must be like carrying that lot around 24/7 and being gawped at all the time. Worthy of a contribution imo.

 

Well endowed and blind as well! At least if she falls over her nose is safe!

 

Not sure which side of this particular fence I'm on but regardless, you've got to laugh.

A while back Goldman Sachs bankers were complaining about 95-hour weeks, no downtime, inhumane conditions, impact on mental health etc.
The solution? Give 'em all a pay rise!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58054983

 

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We all know East Yorkshire is far more beautiful!

 

NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP!
It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members....
Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for mangos.
Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with short people and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...
Oh crap! Wrong group!
Please ignore all of the above.

 

Who was the target group, the Ferrari owners club or the yacht club.