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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Yeah the poor lambs. Imagine being expected to actually earn your wage. Crazy world.

    Can't wait til we can force people back into the office.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Innit.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I like to sit on a different sofa in office hours, just to keep it fresh.
     
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  4. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What the sofa?
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good morning.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Hot water tank has burst and taken out the dining room ceiling beneath it. FML.
     
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  8. brb

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    Not nice and a right pain in the arse. Just what someone don't need to start their day.
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Didn't you have somebody round recently to fix up your hot water ?

    Or was that the leccy ?

    Either way, major PITA
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Tobes' morning routine for the rest of the week.

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  11. Tobes

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    No, that was the leccy.

    I’ve not even got the silver cloud of betterment as both rooms were recently redone, decorated, carpets etc. So just a load of grief coming, at least a bag for a new tank, then arguing the toss with loss adjusters and trying to find trades in this ****ing market. Oh and no hot water for **** knows how long.
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    I feel your pain. Sounds like a major fukin hassle.

    What you need is my old Iveco van with a stove pipe sticking out the top. Could make yourself a cuppa and a bowl of hot water to wash your knackers at the same time <ok>
     
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  13. Lovearsenalcock

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    Any mosques nearby?

    go and have your shower at the local mosque, they open earlier on Fridays and provide cleaning facilities
     
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  14. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    You have about 7 weeks to find yourself the best deal and get it locked in <ok>

    Energy prices will rise for millions of people across the UK in October, right at the start of the cold weather.

    Regulator Ofgem said the price cap for default domestic energy deals would be raised to cover suppliers' extra costs.

    The typical gas and electricity customer is likely to see their bill go up by £139 to £1,277 a year.

    Charities warned the timing would hit struggling families hard, who already face losing an extra £20 a week from Universal Credit in October.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58106105
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Tobes is gonna be using cold water from now on so it won't affect him <ok>
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Tobes weighing up those suggestions ...

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  17. Tobes

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    You laugh, but given my current circumstances and vulnerability the insurance co have said they’ll provide a shower block trailer thing if it can’t be sorted in the next few days lol.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    Roll up a biff before you go in there mate and you can pretend you’re at Glastonbury.

    But yeah, sounds ****e mate. Hope it gets sorted for ya soon. <ok>
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    People need to be a bit more careful with how they use energy to keep the cost down.
     
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  20. Quesadaad

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    I assumed everyone bypassed their gas meter?
     
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