Oooooohhhh yes, ladies and gentlemen, DH's AwayDays are back for Season 4 after the series was renewed due to record breaking viewing numbers, with a Netflix source confirming "We just had to renew, DH is generational". On episode one, DH takes a journey to Manchester but this time he doesn't just visit his old friends over at BlueMoon, he also goes over to "TheManCityFans.net". **this is also due to BlueMoon now seemingly needing you to be a member to view their match threads, can still view their pre and post match ones but the running match thread is inaccessible, probably found my old posts on here ** Pre-Match: Put the players out in their correct positions and we win. Spurs are ****e Sounds simple I guess, how'd it go? Only one real top striker out there tomorrow and I'm sure Stonesy and Diaz can deal with him. Yeah Son definitely isn't going to score, no way, not a cha... Oh. Mendy. Class. Won’t bother now. Absolutely sick to my back teeth of this **** being played. It takes the ****in piss out of us. Something tells me Mendy's this guy's Winks! Come on City beat these arrogant deluded twats, I think we all detest these bastards There's just some insane levels of irony here when mentioning arrogant and deluded. Mendy howler coming up Followed by a reply of: You missed the S on the end of howler Yeah, Mendy's definitely not their favourite player. Their back four is absolutely pony, should have too much for them. Swear I saw Hugo sipping on some Merlot waiting for you lot to get through Tanganga and co. First Half: (Sterling) Getting schooled again by an average full back Tanganga and average doesn't go in the same sentence, mate. Ref waiting for someone to break Grealish leg before he dishes out a yellow card. he was blowing away in the wind, you helmet. It's getting silly when it gets to the stage where we'd be better off with 10 men than playing Mendy. More Mendy loving. **** me Pep can't you see what is going to happen? No but I reckon Son might have an idea Why are the spurs fans booing Grealish? See three posts above Second half: Of course. Dog eater scores his obligatory goal v us Real nice. Though he does like scoring against bitches. "We played so, so good today" speech loading. Fraudiola not getting the loving I thought he would. Usual crap, I'm getting sick of same **** every game Yeah it's not like you won the league by a distance last season, must be so hard. So so so surprised it came from the left, but so so happy with Mendy’s performance. "Ohhh Ben-ja-min Meeeendy!" right? RIGHT?! I am wondering whether this is another Pep play to get Kane in. Not a smart one if so, as Levy and Don Fabio will smell the desperation and therefore add desperation tax. I would just shrug if Pep ****ed off. Big Sam's got his phone in hand. Bad miss by Bergwijn. Could have been 2-0 SHOULD not could. Fernandinho looked invincible first half, but has just gone of a cliff second half. Skipp just needed warming up. Alli is ****in Pep’s daughter and ****in Pep’s players. So Spurs's full back was one foul away from a booking after twenty or so minutes and since then we haven't attacked him. Just criminal. You tried attacking him, just didn't go too well... Harry Potter is on ITV in case anyone is interested. You lot could've done with a wizard as it goes. Post Match: What worries me most is that when the team was announced 90% of us knew we’d lose. So how can the best manager in the world not see that? Because he's not the best... They won every single battle on the pitch, they were hungrier, faster, stronger to ****ing everything. They wanted it more, to-a-man! Nuno-Ball motherfuckers! Mendy plus 120million for Kane? So just £120m then? With Kane in the team today we win that game at a canter. Simple as that.. and our season probably now depends on getting his transfer over the line. That's now £250m, please. Something about that Spurs line up still doesn’t make sense to me. It appears they had two academy players in their starting line up, but I’ve read repeatedly on here that playing academy players is just too risky! If you haven't cost £50m, Pep don't wanna know you. Spurs had pre-season games against Chelsea and Arsenal, we played Preston & Blackpool. To be fair, three of those teams are of similar calibre... Just read a few reports on the game and it has been positioned as a Nuno masterclass, the bum licking of him is grotesque and doesn’t reflect the game. please log in to view this image
The worst tackle that he was involved in was his on Moura, that he somehow escaped a booking for. Got a yellow for rowing with Sanchez, who ****ed him off for accusing Moura of diving, though. Funny that Manchester's Anthony Taylor felt the need to talk to our captain, but not theirs. Every time Moura got the ball and they could get near him, he was either kicked or pulled back. Happened off the ball on breaks a lot, too. They get away with murder.
They've literally just gone with numerical order! Didn't put the 9 in the 9 position or anything. Lazy ****ers. Sessegnon was at left-back and Lavinier switched to that position from right-back at the break.
Lloris, who basically had nothing to do all game: 7. Tanganga, who pocketed Grealish and Sterling: 6. They've watched the highlights on Youtube, given everyone a 6 and picked a few players for a 7. Lazy, workshy ****ers.