Off Topic Get ya tits out.

**** chant that

 

Hairy miff days.

 

You lot sing Elvis tbf bro.

 

And you played with your instrument till your fingers bled

 

Yer mommas porch

 

In fairness so did we ... "I can't help falling in love with you" ... not you, obviously

 

Yes. Wise men.

 

Ormandroyd, Ormandroyd running down the wing
Ormandroyd, Ormandroyd strange looking thing
Give him the ball
Ooo he is tall
Ormandroyd, Ormandroyd, Ormandroyd

 

When a daft lad proposed to his girlfriend on the pitch at half time.

From the stands.
' You don't know what you're doing'
'You don't know what you're doing'

 

My old man said be a Tottenham fan, I said **** of bollocks you're a ****.

 

Le Tiss, Le Tiss,
Matty Matt Le Tiss
He gets the ball, he takes the piss
Matty Matt Le Tiss


Followed a generation later by

He stands at over 6 foot 3,
Rickie, Rickie!
He'll take us to the Premier League,
Rickie, Rickie!
He gets the ball, he takes the piss,
He wears the shirt of Matt LeTiss,
Rickie Lambert, Southampton's goal machine

 

Johnston's paint trophy, you'll never win that

 

He’s one of our own
He’s one of our owwwn
Harry Kane
He’s one of our own

 

FIFU

 

... or the updated version

Europa Conference League, you'll never win that

 

Cheer up Mark McGhee
Oh what can it mean
To a greedy fat ba$tard
And his sh!t football team

 

'Allo, allo, Franky Wortho, Franky Wortho"

 

Two Andy Gorams. There's only 2 Andy Gorams

Lots of dark funny ones from 80s, which are out of step in 2021

MOst brutal chant ever: Spurs song about Sol

Most out of order chant ever: Liverpool fans one about Everton player who's son had Downs

 

To Tom Ince.

Your dad's a **** and so are you... and repeat

 

Nufc fans at Anfield in the 90's ( to the tune of let it snow):

Well the shadow outside is frightening
It's so big it won't let the light in
You see it wherever he goes
Thompsons nose, Thompsons nose, Thompsons nose.