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Deadline day

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dr Van Helsing, Aug 30, 2021.

  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    This should be another exciting one for us as usual, but we can post the early links that don't materialise as usual.

    We might see a helicopter parked somewhere
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

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    This will be one of the most pointless threads ever posted on this Forum.
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Why change the habit of a lifetime
     
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  4. Ben 10

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    We'll let someone leave unexpected I reckon. Maybe Clark
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    Even more pointless than Takeover (Covid-19/20)?
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Could be right,he can't even get into the Rep of Ireland squad,do we need him when we have Kraft and Lacelles?
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

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    I really think our only hope is if someone stupid enough pays for Sean longstaff.

    He's one of the worst players I've ever seen
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    And he's our best central midfielder
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

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    You're on drugs willock is and tbh as much ad I hate him shelvey is better.

    Matty looked better than Sean imo
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    Forgot Willock <laugh> but Hayden and Hendrick are much worse
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Phil Jones incoming
     
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    Elmohamady has been seen at a Jesmond hotel.
     
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    Having lunch with Barnetta
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

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    Agree on that... Tbh there's a few players that are nowhere near good enough
     
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  15. Dr Van Helsing

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    The valencia fans seem to rate the defender we're not buying
     
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  16. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    I think you might get someone you’ve never heard of on loan and he might not be very good
     
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  17. Dr Van Helsing

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    I have a feeling nufc is done unless Everton are stupid enough to buy schlongstaff
     
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

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    So that’s where you are, Nostradamus.
     
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  19. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    I’m here all week actually young man
     
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  20. Dr Van Helsing

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    Can you try and get city to buy our club... Just call us your D team
     
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