There was a young fellow called Sean, Who was expert at mowing a lean. His big sister Niamh Said "You wouldn't beliamh, He's been doing it since he was bean".
Sadly there will be some people who will read that and think....Ooh, there’s seal pups there...let’s go!
A 79 year old man made his debut for the England over 70s football team, in a 3-0 win over Wales - cheered on from the sidelines by his 104 year old dad. How great is that.