Fairy Godmother gives a man 1 wish. He asks if he can live forever. The fairy godmother tells him that's the one wish that fairies are not aloud to grant. The man thinks a while..... and then asks if he can die when Newcastle win the Champions League. The fairy goes ...."you crafty bastard"
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.' The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'
Sorry but they're might be children reading* who don't know that they're two separate words: 1. aloud: as in to read aloud 2. allowed: as in not permitted Children over 11 probably know the difference, but 11 years and under might not. *Plus, of course, adults with a reading age of 11 and below, who identify themselves as they post.
grown ups know this is a jokes thread, and not for petty childish bickering and point scoring,if you want an argument take it to the politics thread and you will get one
But some "grown ups" have child like reading skills... They are easily identified as the ones taking most offence to their inadequacies being pointed out. But carry on with your jokes, some are quite amusing.
I presume you mean "there" as opposed to "they're" given that "they're" is a contraction of "they are" and "sorry but they are might be children" doesn't make any sense
I did. Should read "There may be children..." not "they're may be children..." Thanks for spotting that, grammar is important. I had it right the first time.
Whether something is allowed, refers to whether it is permitted. Roger's "joke" was in reference to something NOT allowed. Try to keep up.