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So the study has not been reviewed, as all should be. Perfect.

 

Sounds fine tbh.

 

As long as its not ben Howard music ill be good

 

It’s only Ben Howard music.

 

You forgot to tell him about the ankle restraints and wrist straps, but you're right, probably best to leave that bit out.

 

Had one with a contrast drink and also something they injected. Depends what they want to look at I guess?

 

Hurts a bit when they stick the probe up your Aris', not too bad though if you just relax the old sphincter muscles...

 

Id rather die tbh.

 

Pussy. I bet it was only a small probe too

 

Top tip, go wearing joggers and a top with no metal at all in them, otherwise you’ll end up wearing a gown.

 

take your own or just listen to the beeps and squeaks and imagine it is early Kraftwerk .

 

They offer a choice between the Mustang or the French Tickler

 

No chastity pants that day.. gotcha

 

bastards took my chair off me and made me sit in a plastic thing

 

best thing is that headphones are just tubes, like listening to local radio through a hosepipe!

 

The hardest bit I find is keeping still for 20 mins, that's just not possible for me...

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Oh is it that long? thatll be a problem for me too. I got ants in my pants

 

that could be the reason for your troubles. Bit of ant powder will sort you out.

 

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I use to hate it. I'm like don't move, I wanna move, don't move, but I wanna move ffs. If you move, we'll have to do it again. Shut the fook up and listen to the music.