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  1. Nig

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    Morning Bert's Shìt Chop .
     
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    Av been up since 03:00 .
    Pìssed on home brew wine.
    My mouth already tastes like i have :eek: <laugh> :oops:
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    can you show me which one you snipped Alby

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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    you are getting to be a alcofrolic<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> and before i get jordied again spelling is intentional
     
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  5. Nig

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    Aye he's not from Newcastle, I heard he's having hooves surgically grafted on to fit in.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>its a cracker so it is
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  7. Nig

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    Fookin night shift arl week,
    I like a drink weekend man, especially after putting up with the boring cùnt Walter Mitty i work with :rolleyes: :p :D
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    Fook me dem Geordies git ivrywear
     
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    There were actually a few mags who came down from royal ordinance years ago and to be fair I got pretty pally with a few.
    Nar this coont is from Widnes and has the worst accent in the world ever to match his boring patter :D
     
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    all Jehova Widneses have boring patter<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    Liverpud accents get me its sounds like chalk squeaking on a blackboard remember this

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  12. Nig

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    He's 748 years old mate :D
    He's done fooking everything, you name it lol.
    Even SAS trained in the army :rolleyes: <laugh>

    He has to explain everything he's done in great detail and fook me it's boring. If you've been to Tenerife he's been to Elevenerife.
    He's getting moved after next week so am celebrating.
    Although av heard a rumour since nee fooker wants to work with him he's coming straight back ffs :rolleyes: :mad: <wah> <laugh>
     
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    Some scouse is ok but yeah Jamie carragher I could punch in the throat :D
    The annoying thing is some people say I look like the twát :eek: :(
     
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    wish i had a pound for every twat that says they were in the sas, ask them what reg he was in before doing his P company. all sas come from other regiments , ask him where he did his roc tors, thats the 7 hill tops in wales, all paras do in outward bound map reading contours on army ordinance survey maps, ask them questions and the **** will soon shut up knowing you outted him
     
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    No mate, he was in the army but reckons he did SAS training and passed but come out with some excuse why he didn't join.
    Can't remember what as I usually switch off after the first 3 words or walk away :D
     
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    no mate as it’s still inside my sister…
     
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    Elevenrife <laugh>
     
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    Albert’s Chip Sock definitely not an ACS sock....

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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    hasn't she **** it out yet:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    cum in his chip sock again i see<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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