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    An elderly couple, both whose spouses had died, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
    'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
    'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
    He sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered -
    'Is that one word or two?'
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Due to Low profit margins Marks & Spencers are to merge with Poundstretcher.

    The new stores will be called StretchMarks..........
     
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    That's another 3 I can't see. Strange
     
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    I can't see them either Ron. It comes up as
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    I see everything :emoticon-0126-nerd:o_O
     
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    Mine always comes up IMG as well for some of them
     
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    A prehistoric skull with Y shaped eye sockets has been found in Newcastle.

    They named him Y eye man
     
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    Which browser are you using?
     
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